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Selim Bradley ([personal profile] blackholedson) wrote2011-12-16 07:15 pm

001. [Video/Action for New Bark Town]

[Hello hello! This morning is looking to be a chilly one, if the view of New Bark Town over this particular feed is any indication; the ground is covered in a crisp blanket of white, the scenery is undisturbed, and the...uh, well, the feed is suddenly winging upward to shoot you a lovely and vaguely motion-sickness-inducing view of the sky. There's a soft, childish noise of fascination with it before the view shifts again - when it finally focuses on something that isn't the trees or the passing clouds, its camera appears to have settled on a young boy. He looks to be around the age of ten, with messy black hair and dark eyes that seem to be glittering with a violet tint to them.

...he also looks like he's freezing, because what on earth is being dressed properly for this weather. Seems he didn't get the memo that hey, it's cold outside, a coat is probably a good idea.

However! He's smiling despite the cold, offering the brightest 8D expression that a young boy can give through that much shivering.]


Ah, so is this how this works? Um...hello! My name is Selim Bradley, and it seems that I'm...well, a bit lost...

[His gaze shifts a bit, suddenly downcast, and he frowns, thinking.]

I woke up in a strange house, you see, with a woman claiming to be my mother - but I'd never seen her before in my life! My real mother is probably worried sick; she and Father warned me that this might happen one day. My father is a very important person; there was always the fear that I would be kidnapped in the night. So it's really urgent that I get back to them right away!

I'm sure my father would be willing to offer you some sort of reward for helping sort this out - if anyone can tell me how to get in contact with Fuhrer King Bradley, I need to know right away.

Tha-

[He jumps suddenly and stops short, having been interrupted by a godawful screech from somewhere behind him; a Misdreavus is visible behind him when he turns his body to look at it. When he returns to the device, his expression is...more than a little sheepish.]

Thank you for listening, and if anyone knows where I can, um, return this pet that was given to me - wait, is that rude? Because I don't mean to be rude! I just...don't...really want it, and that strange man in town refuses to take it back, he just welcomes me to the world of, um, po-kay-mons again.

...yes, I think that's all. Thanks again!

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no...

[Oh god this is so awk]

What's your name, anyway? Mister...um...oh!

[He'll just be leaning closer to that device, trying to get a better look at that rank insignia on your shoulder, Archer - hope you don't mind that camera view being all forehead for a moment before he backs up again!]

...you're a Colonel, right?

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[identity profile] nasa-dreams.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, his name's Ed. Ed Elric. I think they call him the "Fullmetal" something?

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[identity profile] eliciadaddy.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... That's one way of putting it. ]

Something like that... There are hundreds of different types of Pokemon roaming around, unfortunately. Some of them are quite friendly, though. But you'll definitely need the protection for a few.

Were you given strange red-and-white balls...? You can catch more Pokemon with those. They say that the way to get home is to complete a challenge, by defeating the 8 gym leaders scattered across this world, plus a group called the Elite Four.

[ A pause, to make sure you're getting all of this. ]

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ah~!

[SUDDENLY, THE MOST EXCITED!]

You know Edward Elric?! The Fullmetal Alchemist, right? He's the youngest State Alchemist ever, and he's strong and cool and...kinda short but that's okay, even if he gets mad about it sometimes! I got to meet him once and he was...it was just the greatest!

[This is bad. If that's really the person you're talking about, this is likely really bad; Ed's possibly been causing problems for Kimblee at Briggs, there's a good chance he knows if he's been telling people about the Fuhrer, but for now Selim is just going to be a good little fanboy.]

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
...I was given some of those, yes! They're like the capsule that my...

[He furrows his brow a bit in thought.]

Mis-drea-vus came in. I think that's what she's called. It's what that weird machine said, anyway.

So how do you beat these gym leaders? With the creatures, I guess?

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[identity profile] eliciadaddy.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ He nods. ] Yes. Your creatures against theirs. There's one in every city, if I'm not mistaken.

[ He can't tell you much more than that, unfortunately. Maes hasn't actually challenged a gym leader yet. ]

I believe right now, you're in New Bark Town. [ That's where most of the people who weren't Rockets had told him they started out in anyways... ] I'm a few cities ahead of you, but I'm actually heading back in that direction...! It will probably be a little while before I could reach there... [ .... he has to make a pit stop and wrestle with another boy, first... ] But, if you need anything!

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Thank you very much, Lt. Colonel!

...what should I do until then?

[No, seriously, what is he supposed to do with Queen Herpderp back there]

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[identity profile] eliciadaddy.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
You can try training that -- [ what was it named, now? Something long and obnoxious... ] -- Pokemon. What I did, was stayed close to the town, and ventured out little by little! There are usually hospitals named "Pokemon Centers" in every city that will help heal your injured Pokemon.

If you feel up to it, you can travel towards me and we can meet half-way! If not, just stay in that city and work on training it little by little~

[ A pause. ] Were you given anything else?

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Smiling at those instructions, Hughes!]

Oh, that does sound like a good idea - I'll try that, then!

[...wait wait wait like what]

...and, um. I was given a bag and kind of...shoved out the door really quickly. Some woman gave it to me, she said she was my mom...

[He actually seems troubled at that for a moment, hang on.]

I've never seen her before, but she's saying she's my mom. I don't know why.

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[identity profile] eliciadaddy.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
That... is apparently normal here. [ Small laugh. He didn't have to go through that, but every time he hears about it, Maes is amused. Also, Maes keeps picturing Roy being shoved out of the house by some woman claiming to be his mother. ] I wouldn't put too much thought into it, honestly.

... But the bag might hold useful things.

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[identity profile] little-umeboshi.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Have the equally MOST CHEERFUL of replies, Selim.

She's not interested in any rewards, she just looks concerned. You look too young to be stuck here alone and she's not sure if telling you your parents won't be worried is a good thing in this case because what child wants to hear that they won't be missed and alkfasd this is sort of terrible but D: WHAT DO I DO?! ]


Hello Selim-san! I'm Tohru Honda, I'd be happy to answer any questions for you if you'd like. [ Starting with the Pokemon, because lawl she had that same reaction when she first showed up. ]

[Video.]

[identity profile] hasearthbooks.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gorthan tends to not think much of posts from cute kids, because cute kids are yet another one of those many things about Earth and its civilization that he's still not sure whether he should consider repulsive or absolutely adorable, slightly leaning towards the latter most of the time. But. He has clear memories of something that Kimblee said once.]

Fuhrer King Bradley. The name isn't new.

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[...he doesn't recognize her at all. The speech patterns, whatever she just called him, the name...she doesn't seem like someone he's seen in Amestris. But! Maybe this could work out; she seems concerned, at the very least.]

Oh, hello! That'd be great, I think - everyone else just says the same thing over and over!

You weren't kidnapped too, were you?

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[identity profile] blackholedson.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Selim will just be staring at the screen for a moment, trying to figure out if this is a good thing or not; he doesn't recognize this person and he looks nothing like anyone in Amestris - really, what's that on his face? - but they claim to know something about the Fuhrer...hmmm.]

Do you know my father, then?

[Let's just 8D for all we're worth, then!]

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[identity profile] hasearthbooks.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid all I know is that he is a military authority in the country of Amestris.

I have never met him, nor do I know what he looks like. But, judging from the little I know of him, I'm sure he is a fascinating individual.

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[identity profile] fullmetalbro.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, why does this voice sound so familiar...]

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[identity profile] fullmetalbro.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH SHI-]

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[identity profile] fullmetalbro.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about your mom or dad. I'm pretty sure they won't notice you're gone.

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[identity profile] nasa-dreams.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he throws one heck of a punch! Though, you should've seen him in the Mudkip costume. [Danny starts laughing at that one.] Hahahaha! If my stupid camera phone had been working!

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[identity profile] sadisticwarfare.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a bit!]

[Archer nods promptly at that last question; it makes sense that Selim would know the military rankings - hell, Archer knew all of them by age ten, at least.]


Yes, Colonel Archer. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[...He's... not entirely sure what to call Selim. Does he go by first name? Last name? Sir? He has absolutely no idea what the proper etiquette for this situation is...]

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[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Envy, I advise you tread your wording carefully here.

Back home, Selim is Pride. The leader of the homunculi and the oldest. His father, as you most likely already know, is Wrath. [ She just offers him a subtle glance. ] For now, please go along with it and cooperate. I'll be sorting things out with him shortly.

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[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ w e l p

she certainly wasn't expecting her boss to show up.

Does this mean she gets paid at least? ]

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[identity profile] usedrecover.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ OKAY NOW SHE'S COMPOSED SO SWITCHING ON THE FEED AND MAKING A LOCK.

She's making a lock she's checking it twice

She's going to find out if you're selim or pride!

Lusty claws is coming to tooown... ]


My, my, I certainly wouldn't expect you to show up. It's interesting to see who comes in here next. May I ask, Selim, just how is your Father's plans in central going? [ She's testing the waters first. She believes he's Selim given that Envy managed to find him first and the act dropping faster than she can fucking blink is definitely a strong indicator. ]

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[identity profile] themechotaku.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hi, there's an adorable little kid on the screen!]

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[identity profile] themechotaku.livejournal.com 2011-12-18 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Shouldn't kids at your age be home with their mom and dad? How are you without them? Worried Winry is worried.]

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